Wednesday, 24 August 2016

T-Rex - Mambo Sun

WEDNESDAY CLUB

THE BRITISH EMBASSY


T REX - Mambo Sun

THE BRITISH EMBASSY

You knew you had arrived. you knew you had reached the pinnacle of Jeddah Ex Pat society if you were invited to the British Embassy on a Monday night. It was invitation only and you really needed to know someone who worked there or was a friend of someone who was a friend of someone.

One day Old Ma was playing in a tennis tournament with her partner Marie. Marie was a French girl like Old Ma and to be polite, Marie 'put it about' it was well know she had loads of lovers when her husband was away. He was a pilot and was often away.

There was rumor going around that some young boys were babysitting for her and they found a home movie of Marie 'doing things' that would excite both young and old boys. Rumor has it that this was immediately copied and sold in the school black market.

In between games this young lad from the Embassy  who was there for the summer season got talking to us. It was obvious that Marie had the hots for this guy and he was very quick to respond to this. He invited Marie along with me and Old Ma to the Embassy bar on the very next Monday.

The Embassy bar was great, it was just like a bar at home in the U.K. we could get proper beer and proper wine and spirits not like the homemade stuff we were used to. Everybody was getting stuck in  at cheap prices too. They had a seventies mix tape on a loop which was heavily loaded with T-Rex.  That was no bad thing as I was a fan ever since the Tyrannosaurus Rex days. The girl I was talking too said it was her tape and she was a big fan. I told her I was  'Doctor Strange' and  'she could be the one'.  She nodded approvingly.

When things were nearing the end Marie's new Bo invited us back to his flat for more drinks. He had everything there and I ended up with a large glass of pure malt which he kept topping up. Marie and her Bo were in the kitchen when Old Ma said Marie is asking if I would mind if she stayed over. Mind, I fully expected it.

Anyway we left not long after and it was a good 10 minute drive home. I was driving along a duel carriage way when I started to feel ill. I opened the window and was vomitting while I was driving.
I still shiver when I think about it to this day. If was caught they would have taken me to the cleaners. I would have lost everything, put in prison and probably flogged.

I have a similar and even worse story to tel

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Barry Mcguire - Eve of Destruction

WEDNESDAY CLUB

EVIL

a mum can't be replaced
  
BARRY MCGUIRE - Eve of Destruction


It seems that every time you turn on the TV there is another terrorist atrocity. When they say how many poor souls have been killed you have to think how each death has an impact on so many other people. For each death there is always a fallout.

FALLOUT

Wrong place the wrong time
caught a bullet meant for you
they don't care who you are
black white turban or veil
all the same for their hate
the more dead the more pain
gets the message on TV

they don't care who you were
they don't care about what you do
they don't care  who' s waiting  there for you

He's waiting there at home
you're late that's not like you
more terror on the news
more deaths more blood
oh! no they took your life
oh! God they killed my wife
no mum to give her love

they don't care who you were
they don't care about what you do
they don't care  who' s waiting there for you

Three kids without a mum
dad tries but it's not the same
they'll never get over this
a mum can't be replaced
one death then the fallout
all brothers, sisters, lovers
everyone  who you touched

they don't care who you were
they don't care about what you do
they don't care  who's waiting  there for you

didn't know what you did
you helped immigrant kids
you're heart big as a star
your shared all your love
you had the deepest faith
you're  prayers to the east
they have killed one of us

Wednesday, 10 August 2016

Bruce Springsteen - Youngstown, Bob Dylan - North Country Blues (live Newport 63)

WEDNESDAY CLUB

CLOSING TIME

'so I watch the Talbot Steelers'

 
 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - YOUNGSTOWN

I was thinking about the mines and steel mills closing down. I thought how it affected whole areas and towns. I thought about two of the great mining songs by the the Masters. I did a little effort which really should not be so close to such inspired songs but here it is.

PORT TALBOT

We used to be the pride of Wales
the biggest works in Europe
a harbor fit for the greatest ships
to bring us coal and iron ore
now there closing down the mills
there will be no steel no more

4000 men will lose their jobs
wives and kids
will feel your trouble
join the queue on the dole
they never learned from days gone by
when they shut down our coal

I worked for the mills all my live
as did my father before me
happy to work drink and play
watch our beloved Wanderers
can't afford to drink or go there
so I watch the Talbot Steelers

Now I'm stuck at home every day
we argue at the least thing
its' these poor  kids that suffer
no treats which they deserve
I've lost all my hope and dignity
and I'm  living on my nerves

Sitting alone there on these docks
starring out to Swansea Bay
thinking of my times at the mill
all my mates and camaraderie
never take your life for granted
it turns like the wind and sea  

4000 men will lose their jobs
wives and kids
will feel your trouble
join the queue on the dole
they never learned from days gone by
when they shut down our coal

 
BOB DYLAN - North Country Blues (Live Newport 1963)

Tuesday, 9 August 2016

TRACKS OF THE WEEK 7/8/2016 - Willie J Healey, Palace, Ryley Walker,Baba Naga,

Tracks of the Week



Sfw:-
Willie J Healey - Pipedreams (2016)
Loving this at the moment by Oxfords Willie J Healey. Ever since I heard "Saturday Night Feeling" I'd put a small wager on him being The Next Big Thing. Comparisons to 'slacker rockers' Mac DeMarco and Kurt Vile are probably fair but I reckon that he's got more mainstream appeal like Weezer. Do yourself a favour and check him out.

Old Pa's Corner:-
Ryley Walker - The Roundabout (2016)

 
Ryley Walker raised a lot of eyebrows with his first album. It was widely acclaimed. This guitar virtuoso has hit the right spot with this track from his new album. I'm off to Neal's roundabout right now.

Flycasual:-
Baba Naga - 'Odmieńce' (2016)

If psychedelic pagan gloom metal is your thing, then look no further than Sheffield's Baba Naga. I just can't get enough of these guys at the moment ever since I heard a track whilst sojourning at Sfw's a couple of weeks back. Odemieńce is taken from a double A side featuring the 'just as brain melting', Somos Lobos released in February this year. Shaman muthaf@£*er....ehm sorry. 

Baba Naga official Facebook.....

London Scouser:-
Palace - 'Have Faith' (2016)


The football season is back so I decided to watch some Soccer AM (like Viz, it's not as good as it used to be). On one of their goal highlight compilations I heard this track and liked it immediately. I heard another track, Kiloran by the band earlier this year and liked that but forgot to share it with you. Sorry people. I won't make that mistake with this one though. They have been compared to The Maccabees and Foals, which is pretty good in my book. Their debut album 'So Long Forever' is out later this year, a band to watch for sure.


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Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Irish Rebel Songs

WEDNESDAY CLUB

WHEN THE WORK IS DONE
He was eighteen

THE DAVITTS -  Come Out You Black and Tans

I'VE BEEN WORKING - Part 2

The next job I got was working in a Butchers not too far from the Grocers. It was shorter hours and I got meat to take home on a Saturday.  I gave up the Grocer job but still retained my job at the Bakers.  It was Jockey The Butcher,  that was the sign over the door. It was a back street place and  Jockey was old school and made his own sausages on the premises. To be honest I don't think I have ever tasted a better sausage even although I saw what went in to them. He would pick scraps,  often from the floor where he always spat onto the sawdust, sometimes great big 'greenucks' as we called them in these days.  He mixed this up with stale bread (from you guessed where the Bakers I still worked for) and added some salt and pepper. He then got some gut and placed it over a nozzle and turned a handle and made little twists, very professional and that was how he made his sausages. Gold Star Medal. Sausages of merit.

The highlight on a Saturday was a long cycle trip up Castle Hill in Inverness where I had to deliver some meat to people who used to live in his area are but moved on to better things but still liked 'Old Jockey's meat.  I would always stop for a refreshment at my brothers place and stay there at least half an hour with my sister- in- law Mary. I liked Jockey and always had good banter with him. Do you know this?  I still can get the smell of that Butchers shop today.

I stayed there for about a year then I got a job in a Chemists which was in the same street as the Grocer and the Butcher. There were no big Supermarkets in these days.  Once again I still retained the Butchers job. This job was pretty easy just delivering the odd prescription and going to other Chemist to get some pill or other which they currently did not have in stock.

I always had a good supply of condoms. I don't know why as I never used them but at  least I could try them on just in case that big day arrived and it would look as if I was experienced.

I had these two jobs until I was seventeen when I got a job as shop assistant in a shop Restaurant. That was sheer hell as it was not yet decimal and adding up was almost impossible.  A typical customer would ask for some sweets, seven pence and a  halfpenny, 10 Capstan full strength, 1 shilling and eleven pence halfpenny. That came to a total of 2 shillings and seven pence, I think. That was only two items. I did not last long there and ended up being a waiter.

That was great and I soon learned to work the tables. You always got a gut feeling who were the good tippers and you would give them special attention. Always be helpful and always smile. There was an older guy I got on well with and we always had a laugh when we were working together. I went round to his place one night and it was there I first heard Irish Rebel music. He was into the hard core stuff. I have to say I quite like some of it and I especially liked Kevin Barry, Come out you Black and Tans and The Men Behind the Wire.

My next job was in the British Legion which I have dealt with previously.

THE WOLF TONES - Men Behind the Wire

IRISH BRIGADE - Kevin Barry

Monday, 1 August 2016

TRACKS OF THE WEEK 31/07/16 - Sex On Toast, HÆLOS, Drive By Truckers,

Tracks of the Week



Flycasual:-
Sex On Toast - 'Oh, Loretta' (2016)



Dust off those espadrilles, sport a little sailor cap cocked to side and board your boat.....destination love! This is a hot piece of summertime 80's 'Yacht Rock' that'll get everyone groovin' on deck on the Basingstoke canal. It's has a great nostalgic vibe, perfect for serious lounging and with some great tongue in cheek lines like - "If you were a bus you'd be a double decker...yeah", it reminds me a bit of Beck's amorous ditty, 'Debra'. Sex on Toast's 'Oh, Loretta', was released last year, however the Aussie 10 piece has released their Ready EP with it as lead track. I'm off to stand in the paddling pool in my Speedos!


Check out the Ready EP at Sex On Toast's Bandcamp

Sfw:-
HÆLOS - Dust (2016)
There is something nostalgic about 'Dust' as it reminds me of the classic "come down" records of the late nineties / early noughties. Although I'm far too old (and boring) to indulge in such things, I like this a lot. So if you're getting home in the early morning from Ibiza or more likely getting up to go to work. Give this a spin.  Available via Matador Records

Old Pa's Corner:-
Drive by Truckers - Surrender Under Protest (2016)
 
I always look forward to a new Drive By Truckers album but I do have to admit the last few albums have been a little disappointing to me since their peak of  'Brighter Than Creation's Dark (2008)' . But that was a very hard act to follow. Saying all that this is a real cracker and has whetted my appetite for the new album out later this year.


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Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Men At Work - Down Under

WEDNESDAY CLUB

I'VE BEEN WORKING

 
MY WEE TRANSISTOR

 
MEN AT WORK - Down Under

I'VE BEEN WORKING - Part 1 

My first job never lasted very long. I was eleven and I agreed to do an older boys paper round for a couple of mornings. I received the large heavy bag of newspapers and had to put them through the letter box of each  house ready for them to read with their breakfast.

It was windy and then it started to rain, then pour,  I was soaked I dropped the bag the wind caught the newspapers and they all swept up into the air and disappeared all down the street. I had enough, I just went home almost in tears and I never went back.

I was thirteen when I started in a Grocers shop and ever since that time I have never been unemployed until I retired at the age of 60. I think the wage was equivalent to about £1 and for that I worked a couple of hours after school and all day Saturday. It effectively finished my football career. 
I was Captain of the first eleven and played right half in these days. Nowadays that would be a mid-fielder.

The Boss was pretty tough and did not take any nonsense but for some reason I quite liked him. There was a big shed at the back of the shop where backup groceries were kept. I found half bottles of whiskey hidden behind boxes.  It was well known that the Boss was an alcoholic.  My mate Hugh, who also worked there would often hide these bottles in different locations.  If only we could have seen his confused face when he went for his top up..

The girls in the shop had this control over us. They knew what Customers were the good tippers, as we did and we would have to suck up to them so we would get best tips. If you were not in favor then it could make a big difference in the tips you earned. Tips were very important as I had to give my Mother half of my wage. She had no control over the tips. If you get my drift.

My Brother Cliff  who was 11 years older than me bought me a little transistor radio with a single ear phone.  It revolutionized my life and it never left my ear all the time I was delivering the groceries. Music on the go. Music while you work.  Saturday morning you had Children's favorites followed by Saturday Club. Guests were the Beatles and the Stones and all the up and coming new Bands. I loved it. You will have to remember the quality was not nearly as good as we have today but I did not know any better.

Christmas was the best time as we made a lot in tips although we worked long hours. I always had money not like most of the kids of my age. But I fear I lost a lot as I was good a sport and was unable to carry it forward  due to working. 

After about a year or so I managed to secure another job at a Bakers in the same street. I now had two jobs. My father would get me up about 10 past 6 in the morning, I would have tea with toast and marmalade. I would be out the door by 25 past 6 in all weathers and reached the Bakers in less than 10 minutes. I would pick up the bags of rolls and quickly set off . I had it down to a fine art. There was one place where I had to go up 3 storey's and the lights were never on. I hated it and just ran up the stairs and threw the rolls and ran to escape the monsters that I am sure lurked up there in the darkness.

I was home just after 7 and went back to my bed where I always listened to a Dylan album on my tape recorder. My ear was next to the speaker so it did not disturb anyone. I quickly fell asleep and would get up again about 20 to 9 to be in School by 9. Sunday, like the bible was my day of rest. Well day of rest from working that is. But I had money in my pocket.  
   
I remember one day my Dad got me up a little earlier as he knew Cassius Clay was my hero and they were doing a recording of the first Liston fight which happened earlier in the morning.  Clay won.
'He is the greatest, he is the greatest'. I don't remember delivering the rolls that morning I was so excited that Clay had won. 

Part 2 next week

Sunday, 24 July 2016

TRACKS OF THE WEEK 24/07/2015 - M Craft, Chris Robinson Brotherhood, Prophets of Rage

TRACKS OF THE WEEK





Old Pa :-
Chris Robinson Brotherhood - Narcissus Soaking Wet (2016)


The grooves along at a good chugging rate and is from Chris Robinson Brotherhood's latest rlbum release. It has an almost jazz feel and certaily catches up with you after a couple of listens.

Flycasual:-
Prophets of Rage - 'Prophets of Rage' (2016)


Trump's a Chump! They say dangerous times demands dangerous songs and how can you argue with the combined audio firepower of Rage Against the Machine, Cypress Hill and Public Enemy. It's the ultimate middle aged sonic super squad, for me anyway, and they've vowed to 'Make America Rage Again. This is their first single it what hopefully will be a collection of new material but for the time being Tom Morello, B Real and Chuck D are campaigning around the US, with a portion of the proceeds going to local homeless charities. It's time to take the power back!

Prophets of Rage website.... 

SFW:-
M Craft - Chemical Trails (2016)


M.(Martin) Craft gives us a Bon Iver esq track that appears on his third full album, Blood Moon. It feels like the video could have used the astronauts floating around in Zero G aboard the ISS. However, the director of his video seems to have nailed it.  Get your slo-mo settings on your phone and you'll have something that'll fit.



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Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Asian Dub Foundation - Fortress Europe

WEDNESDAY CLUB

Sowaran
It came in at no 10


 

ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION - Fortress Europe

Sowaran

I had a colleague who was a Sikh. I would not say exactly he was a practicing one as he had long ago done away with his Turban and had cut his hair. I think it probably was more to do with a case of it is better to fit in than stand out and face persecution.

Sowaran came from Malaysia from a poor family and was highly intelligent. He continued to do courses in the open University and had gained many certificates and degrees.

I wish I could get Sowaran to tell his life story as it is quite amazing. He is a great character and became my best friend at work and we were often drinking buddies.  'I miss you buddy.'

That was just an introduction to Sowaran and it will enable me to tell a little story which you may find amusing.

Sowaran at one time frequented the bookies on a daily basis when he was once unemployed and learned everything that could be learned in theses shady places. He still went on his days off,  when one day he had a  deja vu  moment. He was watching a  virtual  horse race which they have on every day in-between the proper race meetings. He just knew who was going to win and who was going to be second. He was right and it made him think that maybe theses  virtual  races were on some sort of loop.

That was it, he put his heart and soul into his project which lasted several months. He would discreetly mark down all the  virtual  races and all the results. He had charts papers and fed everything into his computer trying to establish an  allusive pattern.

He eventually found the Holy Grail and just had to tell someone and that was me. He was going to wait until the pattern came round again and on the day he would go into a bookies as would I. We would bet an accumulator on a particular race giving all the horses in correct order of that race. An almost impossible task. For a small outlay there would be an amazing return. We are talking in 6 figure returns.

He would call me on the day and he had instructed me what to do. I did tell him that I thought it would be better just him doing it as it would seem suspicious two people winning in the same area. He would not hear of it as technically we were not doing anything wrong.  Well depends upon what side of the fence you are on.

I hate to spoil this story but one day I met a very down and forlorn Sowaran. They had changed the tape or whatever they were using and it was now something completely different.

The moral of the story is you will be hard pushed to beat them bookies. But a good try Sowaran you nearly beat the bastards!.

The chosen track by the Asian Dub Foundation I am sad to say rings so true to-day.

By Old Pa
 
 

Sunday, 17 July 2016

TRACKS OF THE WEEK 17/07/2016 - Slow Club, The Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band,Psychic ills, Bob Mould,

TRACKS OF THE WEEK



London Scouser:-
Bob Mould - 'Voices In My Head' (2016)



Voices In My Head was released in January this year and it's off of the 12th solo album by former 'Hüsker Dü' and 'Sugar' frontman Bob Mould. Whilst having heard of the two bands, I don't consciously know of anything by them. This was in my 'Discover Weekly' playlist and at first I wasn't sure... But now now I have to say "It's a grower !!!" It seems a bit REM, not as in Michael Stipe's vocals but in the music and how it is sung... Or is that just me ???


Old Pa :-
Psychic Ills (feat. Hope Sandoval) - I Don't Mind (2016)

 
This is a dreamy psychedelic track form a new album by Psychic Ills with the added bonus of having the silky dreamy tones of Hope Sandoval. I was thinking when I first heard this that there was a feel of the Jesus and Mary Chain and Hope completed the connection. Love this 

Flycasual:-
Bacao Rhythm and Steel Band - P.I.M.P.


I'm absolutely loving this at the moment. A steel drum band doing Hip Hop and Funk covers from 50 Cent to Kool and the Gang? I thought that has to be a novelty, right? But Germany's Bacao Rhythm and Steel Band are far from a Caribbean hotel lobby gimmick, they are first and foremost a funk band and they can play, as Fiddy's family classic, P.I.M.P., demonstrates. They have just released a compendium of their work, 55 and not only is it a refreshingly good album but it's perfect for that family BBQ, even gran will be pleased with the vibe....an extra sausage for you, guaranteed.

The Bacao Rhythm and Steel Band Facebook page...


SFW:-
Slow Club - Ancient Rolling Sea (2016)

Low budget video, check. Hipsters, check.  This 'slow' groove by London/Margate duo Slow Club has all the hallmarks of a Matthew E. White produced track. Catchy riff, 70s Bass, and a sing-a-long chorus that you cannot forget. Ancient Rolling Sea appears on One Day This Won't Matter Anymore, out 19th August. Nice.

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Wednesday, 13 July 2016

New Order - In A Lonely Place

WEDNESDAY CLUB

Pressure, under pressure

OMG!


NEW ORDER - In A Lonely Place

Pressure, under pressure, we have all been there at some time. Here are two little incidents when I found myself under extreme pressure.

I was working at British Airways  Cargo and had been there for about 13 year when the section I was working in had closed down and I was going to be re-deployed to another department.  I was asked ,as I expressed an interest in working in the passenger department would I assist for a few weeks as 'an auntie' . Sounded good to me and sounded like a bit of a jolly. Basically you had to assist with unaccompanied minors who were travelling to and from Heathrow Airport.

I would meet them and take them to where ever they were going and ensure they were met or deposited at the correct place. It was pretty straight forward and good fun. There were usually only 1 or 2 per flight. That was until one day the manifest showed 40 kids were due to go on a flight to Kenya. I was with this old woman called Eve. She was in her seventies and was a career Stewardess and was from the Old School.

Suddenly we were swarmed with screaming kids who all had to be checked in tagged and corralled for lack of a better word. It was pandemonium. I suddenly realized that Eve had done a runner and I was left on my own with no help whatsoever. It was sheer hell, I had only accounted for about half of the expected names on the list. I had a microphone and kept making announcements for missing kids as well as checking some in and tagging them and putting them into my makeshift coral. I was pouring of sweat by this time and completely stressed but I just could not stop as there was a flight that had to meet its target.

Eventually I managed to round them all up and like the pied piper they all followed me through departures to the departure gate where I signed them off to someone else. Fuck that! I headed for the Bar and had a few welcome refreshments to get back down to planet earth.

When I returned,  there was Eve, she said she did not feel well and had to see the medical. What an Old Pro or should I say Old Crow.

Boy that was some experience one I am not likely to ever forget. I decided to stay with boxes rather than screaming kids.

The other pressure moment was when I was in Jeddah in the eighties. It was a normal day when a colleague came to me and said you are wanted by Mr Whaby H Whaby our big boss. 'He wants to see you immediately over at the Conference  room'. I arrived there and was told to give a talk on what the department does and what are the future plans.  I said where and he pointed me out to the stage floor. There were about 400 delegates there, I was handed a microphone and was almost pushed out onto the stage.

I was flabbergasted and in shock, I did not know what to say or where to start. I mumbled something about getting some notes and I will be back in a few minutes. I just panicked and had to escape somewhere.  I passed my Boss who gave me that stare which says  'you are sacked mate'.

My head cleared and I returned and I got onto the stage and asked if there was anything anybody wanted to know or clarify about the department. When I was asked a question it was Ok I could respond. It was just the getting started.  This went on for some time I gained my confidence and it all  appeared to be a success. My boss came on to the stage and thanked me and I slunked of back to my office. Nothing was ever mentioned about it again. I must have just escaped by my skin of the teeth. It was an uncomfortable moment and it was there I learned exactly what a panic attack was.    

By Old Pa

Wednesday, 6 July 2016

BLUR - Song 2

WEDNESDAY CLUB

A PERFECT 10
A TOBY ONE KENOBI SPECIAL



 
BLUR - SONG (NUMBER) 2 
A PERFECT 10 

Having 3 dogs it is always important that when you take them for a walk you check their poo. If it is runny or too hard or a funny color then you know something is wrong and some action will have to be taken.

I currently have 3 Yorkies. There was Dixie a girl and then Rafa a little boy. Recently we acquired another boy which we found tied to a post one day when I was taking the other two out on one of their daily walks.  We called him Toby, all very original until he morphed into Toby One Kenobi and that gave him a whole new personality.

The trouble with Toby 1 was his poo, they were of galactic proportions for a little dog. He was a bit bigger than the other two but I would take him for a walk and he would do a poo at least a foot long and the scary thing was a few hundred meters down the road he would do another of almost similar size. It was amazing. I wish now I had brought my camera as no one believed me when I told them.

When I first took Toby 1 and one of the other dogs for a walk, I walked passed a school where many people were waiting to pick up their kids. Toby1 stopped right in front of them and produced one of his extra long poos. The trouble  was that they came out just like these soft ice cream machines you see. I immediately got some paper towels out and tried to clean it all up when Rafa got a fright when some kid tried to clap him. He ran round me twice  I lost my footing most of the poo ended up on my trousers and jacket. Rafa squatted and he did a poo.  I was entangled with the two dogs when Toby 1 pulled away stopped in the middle of the road and proceeded to produce another long soft sqirty one.
I was clearly in complete disarray all the people were laughing loud hysterically as if this was a comedy sketch specially put on for their enjoyment. I cleaned up as best I could and turned (tail between my legs) and returned home to clean up.

I will say that after several visits to the vet Toby 1 has had his stomach sorted out and his poos are of manageable proportions now.

Rafa is a different kettle of fish altogether, he has not got time for anything as mundane as pooing. He just wants to run, sniff send and receive emails. Things like pooing he just has not got the time .. Mostly he poos on the move on the run and I have to constantly keep an eye on him just in case I miss a quick drop..  

Every time I take the dogs out now Old Ma on my return always asks  'well?'  I will reply 2 out of 2 or in Toby1's case 3 out 2. I might add some extra information like an 8.5 or a 7. One day I returned and was asked the same question and with a big smile on my face I said Dixie had given me a perfect 10.  It was of good size and color, a slight glint (not hard) and when I picked it up with a paper towel there was not a trace left behind. Now that is a perfect 10 in anybody's book.

Finally on the subject of poo. My pet hate is finding a small plastic bag filled with poo which has not been disposed of properly. You get these 'good citizens' because they see someone is watching them pick up the poo and when not being watched they just throw these bags anywhere. That really gets to me.

By Old Pa

Wednesday, 29 June 2016

The Animals - Its My Life/The Byrds - A Whole lot Better

WEDNESDAY CLUB

AN ANIMAL LOVER

NOW A RARE ANIMAL - The Great Crested Newt
 
THE ANIMALS - It's My Life

I think it was seeing white mice a  Christmas party when I was probably about 7 years old in 1956. I was fascinated and had to be dragged away from watching them. I pleaded to have some and eventually my Mother relented and I got two white mice complete with pink tails and pink eyes.

What I really wanted was a dog but my father always refused. I was heart broken especially when my friend's dog had some puppies. I even tried taking my favorite home for my father to see. He was steadfast in his refusal.

I kept lizards, snakes, slow worms, hamsters, rabbits, toads, newts everything I could which replaced the dog I never had.

There was a small pond not too far from were I lived and it was a great source of toads and newts. There are three types of newt in the UK and all three were in abundace in that little pool.  It is very sad to report that they filled it in because of a golf course.  One of the newts the Great Crested is now very rare and on the endanger species list.

There was another pond close by that I remember oh so well. One day my sister and I were watching toads. It was mating time and some bigger boys came along and started firing slugs into the back of the male toad mating with the much larger female. I was outraged, I screamed and ran for these older boys, I did not fear for my safety or anything, I just was filled with anger. How could they? They obviously could see the blind anger and ran away.  

I got myself a bit of a reputation and people close by always brought round any injured bird or animal which they found or was injured. I would refuse nothing and always did my best to help them. The strangest thing I was given was a fully grown Heron which had a broken wing.  I eventually took it to a local vet after borrowing a tin of sardines in tomato sauce from my Mother's pantry. 

It was not until I got married at the age of 25 did I have my first dog. It was really my wife's. But I loved the experience. Now I have three dogs and it is me who takes them walks and it is me who feeds them. When we leave the dogs at home for any reason and when we return the dogs just run past me to get to my wife and demand her greeting. I just don't exist.

I accept my place in the pack and have accepted that even although I am an animal lover, my wife is even more of one and the dogs recognise this. She cannot watch a western where a horse falls or watch an animal programme where a lion goes in for the kill just to survive.  I am an animal lover but I am afraid not to that extent. I also eat meat and enjoy it too. But that is another argument altogether.

The second song I choose here is a bit strange. It is not what I would call one of the best by The Byrds but I had a strange experience in the sixties when I was listening to the best of The Byrds. I was by myself in my living room, I was completely sober. My eyes were closed and when this song played, I suddenly found myself on the ceiling and looking down at myself. It was amazing. When I opened my eyes I was back to reality. This has never happen since. It was both thrilling and frighting at the time. The power of music eh!.
 
THE BYRDS - I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Adam Torres - High Lonesome

TUESDAY BLUES

Do you like Singer/Songwriters/Alt-Country/Americana or Indie-Folk, or do you have a unhealthy affection to the sadness, if so you may have a case of the Tuesday Blues!



Adam Torres - High Lonesome (2016)
 
Adam Torres self-released his debut Nostra Nova, back in 2006. In the meantime he has spent the last 10 years volunteering in rural Ecuador and completing a graduate degree.  He is about to release his follow up LP via Fat Possum (A.A. Bondy, Band of Horses, The Black Keys) entitled Pearls To Swine.  High Lonesome is the first single, and should be listened to when strolling through a field, whilst trying to recreate the scene in Gladiator where Maximus strokes the long grass or am I the only person who does that?  Check it out. 


Sunday, 26 June 2016

TRACKS OF THE WEEK 26-06-2016 - Holy Fuck, Cass McCombs, Portishead, Two Door Cinema Club

TRACKS OF THE WEEK




Old Pa :-
Holy Fuck - TomTom (2016)

 

Holy monstrosities, I just had to listen to this with a name like Holy Fuck and I am delighted to say that the Toronto rockers delivered my track of the week. A real pleasant surprise. There is a lot of Ciccone Youth in there somewhere and that to me is a bonus. Great driving base and great video. Get up and dance folks on the grave of the U.K. The grave that Cameron pulled the plug on and Corbyn stood by and saluted at the sinking ship.


Flycasual:-
Portishead - 'S.O.S.' (2016)


Like a musical superhero, Portishead are back after 7 years and just in time, with an aural rescue. The ABBA cover, was released in tribute to MP, Jo Cox, who was brutally slain in her constituency recently. It's a brilliant contrast to the original with all the somber minimalism we've come to expect from the Bristol legends. With all that's going on in Britain subsequently, I believe this captures the mood perfectly. "We have far more in common than that which divides us" has never rung truer. 


SFW:-
Cass McCombs - Opposite House (2016)


I've been reading the news too much since the UK pressed the self-destruct button, and I must admit it is pretty depressing reading. Thankfully this stunning track has been able to pick me up in a bit.  It features on Cass McCombs latest album, Mangy Love, which is released 26th August. Will everything be OK by then? I'm not too sure, but this has given me at least one thing to look forward to.

London Scouser:-
Two Door Cinema Club - 'Are We Ready? (Wreck)' (2016)


Where does the bloody time go?? I can believe it's been 4 years since TDCC released their last album. I was gutted when they pulled out of Latitude in 2014 as they were one of the band's I wanted to see. This is the first release from their 3rd album 'Gateway' and is a great return... I'm ready...


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